Maradona is not dead, just kicking the door of FIFA

 

On the night before Thanksgiving, the heart that had once made the world's blood boil stopped beating. Suddenly, it felt like being impatiently unplugged by a night shift doctor named 'God'.

 

I always thought Maradona wouldn't die, he would only be fat, and he would only spread drugs, shoot journalists, donate to the poor, hold a charity match for his teammates' widows, andFIFARaise your middle finger... He can happen anything, but he won't die. But he died, and the joker said he called out when he was born“GOAL”When he died, he should have sighed:“GO……”。

Heroes are used to bid farewell, legends are only for destruction. When Xiang Yu committed suicide in Wujiang, he did not say 'I have no face to see the elders of Jiangdong', he said 'I am too tired'. Maradona is also like this. He passed six people in England, five people in Belgium, he passed the world, and found... again, only the chubby guy in the mirror who looks like a hamburger is left. No one in the world has ever been able to drive himself.

 

So, Maradona decided to abandon the game to this boring world, "I won't follow you anymore," and his red heart was like1982I sent myself off with that red card in the year. From now on, you will never see a kicking method again:1Goalkeepers+9A defender+Maradona=Victory. This is a play between the classical Discofano and the modern Ronaldo. No, Maradona is not dedicated to playing, but to algorithms. In terms of field, opponents, time, and space, he has his own set of spatiotemporal algorithms. He can guess the opponent's thoughts and center of gravity movement, not as fast as Carnegia, not as thin as Messi, not as strong as Ronaldo, not as tall as Ballack, but he can always break through the gaps in time, Left footed angel and right footed devil, after scoring, ran to the distorted camera in the host position and shouted, 'Shit!'! Who else?

Just so wild and arrogant, he is not playing football, but a worldview. This child, born in a slum called "Fiorito" in Buenos Aires, will never forget the endless dilapidated houses and people of poverty and fear.30Years later, Maradona, smoking a cigar in Havana, muttered to himself: After passing through the dome door opening, there is a small courtyard. Each of our eight children only has an area of no more than two square meters, so we must not rain because the rain inside is no less than outside. However, this does not mean that there is sufficient water resources. We have to use empty tin cans to go far to find water every day, and we have to wait for our mother to finish dinner. The remaining water can only be used by the boys to wipe away any stains on their bodies, He knew he came from the bottom, and he summarized his life: striving.

Born in the era of the military government, anarchism and the Workers' Party, this unproductive team level boy finally found a way to make his mark: football. The sun rises and sets in Buenos Aires, and you can always find Maradona running on the dusty field of Fiorito Mountain Village. You can't catch up with him because he has the fear of hunger chasing after him. This is his revolutionary style, he runs like crazy, runs like crazy... Almost at the same time as him, in pursuit of his life goals, there is an American youth who is also running like crazy, his name is Forrest Gump. The world is like this, Forrest Gump to the right, Maradona to the left.

 

So you understand why Maradona would hug Castro, or you could try to understand, John.Why did Lennon and Yoko Ono use the Seven Day Bed peace movement to fight against war, and why did Borges go to Pinochet to receive the Grand Cross. Who didn't aspire to an equal society when they were young, and who wasn't a utopian fan?

 

Maradona's mother once said, 'Even if I don't know where the sun is, I know Diego is running behind the rolling football.'. If you don't mind, I would like to compare the "Fiorinto" district of Buenos Aires to the Tiexi district of Shenyang. Maradona in Tiexi ran like this, into the Little Onion Team, into the Argentinos Juniors, into Boca, into Barcelona, into Napoli, and he missed it1978Kicked it off1982, raised1986, hacked1990, self deprecating1994，2010He actually wore two watches to go to South Africa in, perhaps because he heard that Northeasterners pay attention to men wearing watches, which is auspicious and means "walking the word". But it turns out that these two watches, one for timing and the other for counting down. All glory comes to an end!

 

But I have never seen a genius with such a profound understanding of football. For England, when he played with six players in a row, his first move was a reverse breakthrough; For Brazil, he stumbled and attracted defenders to unleash Carnegia's speed; In the Aztec game against Germany, he used his left foot to pass the ball in the air in order to avoid Brigel's blocking thirty meters away. This is not trained, it's from the womb, it's quantum computing. Yes, I know you're about to talk about despicable handball, but he admitted that Maradona is such a complex. He's a villain from Garlic's "Two Big Smokers". He made mistakes like a villain, apologized like a child, and performed a tiptoe ball with an orange at Cambridge University, then cried bitterly: I haven't read a book, I've only been to fourth grade school, don't follow me, I'm a fool!

 

Between Yue Buqun and Wei Xiaobao... Maradona, who was suspended, faced the pressure of a permanent ban from FIFA and organized a charity match for the deceased Juan, raising two million yuan for his widow; When he learned that his teammate Galinda, who had fed him countless good balls, had died in poverty on the street, Bailey turned a blind eye and also served as the United Nations ambassador of love. That's it, the villain Maradona is responsible for making mistakes, the Virgin Mary Bailey is responsible for condemning, and Bailey is wearing a straight suit: you fight, you take drugs, you shoot reporters. The reason for shooting a journalist was because his daughter's privacy was leaked, and the fight was because his opponent kicked him in the leg like cutting a tree, which was not good for drug use. However, he was a victim of the Naples gang. If you know that in order to make his figure meet his girlfriend's requirements, he ran to the hospital and had half his stomach cut off, you might think, well, this is a human villain.

I do know that after Maradona, there will be countless sharp breakthroughs in the world, but there will no longer be that kind of soul grabbing, as Borges said, "stepping on the earth outside of mythology"; After Maradona, there will be countless beautiful goals in the world, but no longer will a country, a class, or a group of people of the same type forget the pain of this damn life.

 

1986In the year of, the divine Maradona illuminated my college entrance examination, and he was my first idol in life.

 

1996Ten years later, in Chengdu, I went on a pilgrimage to interview Maradona. He was even fatter than I had imagined and happily rode his tricycle up Tianfu Avenue, with a figure that resembled that of a local fallen tricycle driver.

2010In South Africa,0：4After losing to Germany, he hugged his daughter and cried bitterly. I suddenly realized that God can also fall so quickly.

 

2020Ten years later, he stopped his journey to the human stadium. He once said in his autobiography "I am Diego": I am innocent of the ephedrine incident. When they underwent a re examination, the test tube was opened, which should have been immediately cancelled at that time. This matter will never end! I have been murdered. I must find all the information and evidence, that is, I have arrived60I will also kick open the door of FIFA and demand the truth from them.

 

yesterday,60Diego left at the age of, maybe at this moment, he really used that43My big foot kicked open the door of FIFA

 

People vulgar say that God wants to watch football, so they invite Maradona to heaven. No, Maradona never wants to go to heaven. He's such a real jerk that he would split himself in half, half to heaven and half to hell. He organized two teams to keep God and Satan playing.

 

Then, he roared into the distorted camera: Who else!